Instant Human T-Shirt holiday t-shirt Get ready to crack a

Get ready to crack a smile and celebrate Easter with this hilarious chocolate-themed t-shirt that features a playfully disturbing design that showcases your love for all things sweet and chocolaty

we shall fight in the fields and in the streets

metalheads and soft spoken classical guitar guys and gals

issued this message to it's citizens

but the old girl has held up well

Instant Human T-Shirt holiday t-shirt Get ready to crack aThis product contains freeze dried human crystals. Pour hot coffee onto said crystals and watch a fully fledged human appear before your eyes! All the functionality of a real human, but without the 18 or so years it takes to raise one right.