Don't Trust the Universe Unisex Hoodie 30 rock This retro inspired

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Why seize the day when you can seize the donuts

Does Shakespeare's line from the Tempest

So let's celebrate the one form of magic really worthy of our faith with this pro science shirt

maybe a sleepy sojourn on the beach or a quick vacation to a nearby hammock

Don't Trust the Universe Unisex Hoodie 30 rock This retro inspiredSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in