Custom Book Page Holder - Personalized Bookish Gifts For Book Lovers, Bookworms, Readers - Escape Into Stories sku=BK-MH026 "It's not that I'm horny

"It's not that I'm horny - It's just that you're too sexyYou're the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life"

I’d bite him in the nuts

Message: “We tried to be good but then the bonfire was lit and there was beer"

"In my kitchen filled with care I welcome water

Message: “I survived many years with him/her

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