The Day the Crayons Quit Condition:Very Good Publisher: Wizards of the Coast

Publisher: Wizards of the Coast

Bill Bryson's challenge is to take subjects that normally bore the pants off most of us

sold in turn to the highest-bidding advertiser

Uncle Ernie reveals a family tragedy that breaks her trust

or manage a leadership succession process

The Day the Crayons Quit Condition:Very Good Publisher: Wizards of the CoastPoor Duncan just wants to color. But when he opens his box of crayons, he finds only letters, all saying the same thing: We quit! Beige is tired of playing second fiddle to Brown. Blue needs a break from coloring all that water, while Pink just wants to be used. Green has no complaints, but Black wants to be used for more than just outlining. And Orange and Yellow are no longer speakingeach believes he is the true color of the sun. What can Duncan