Six-Tit poncho stop smiling they chime very nicely

they chime very nicely

For ladies who are not withered by their old age

snotty tissue makes a lovely blooming flower when you jab a fondue stick into it

(and possibly a free pint for looking so darn swazzy at the bar

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Six-Tit poncho stop smiling they chime very nicelyA way to immediately increase sex appeal, but suggesting ownership of more than the customary number of tits allocated to human females. A wide, warm polo necked poncho that fits easily over other jumpers to be used as an alternative jacket or snuggled up inside as a TV viewing wrap. In good condition, no stains or marks. It says size 10 12, but frankly it could be a size 22! The six nipple tassels are printed across the front and won't peel, crack,