Festoon of Gloom 'Dont Fell Obliged to Stay' festive garland new job lucky pants One in a growing range

One in a growing range of trees and their seeds

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There is something deliciously funny about seeing a face in restful slumber with a blooming great gun pointing at it

After rather cruelly printing this statement for a friend with a penchant for smock dresses

so although they are not made from identical material they compliment each other beautifully

Festoon of Gloom 'Dont Fell Obliged to Stay' festive garland new job lucky pants One in a growing rangeDon't Feel Obliged to Stay' bunting jubilantly nudges unwanted guests towards the exit. Designed to spread festive discord and unease. Hand cut and printed by the artist as a limited edition. As this bunting is made from remnants and offcuts, the materials will vary. Please specify a colour scheme if you have a preference. Packed in a gold see through envelope. The length of the bunting is approximately 5. 5 metres of stinging hostility I had to cut